Uncle Doug's Bank

By Douglas Goldstein

 

 

Apart from owning Profile Investment Services, I have a make-believe company, which I call a "private bank."  It's so exclusive, in fact, that in order to be a client of this pretend institution, you must be either one of my children or one of my nephews.  The name of the bank: "Uncle Doug's Bank."

 

Unlike a normal bank whose mission is to make money, the reason d'etre of Uncle Doug's Bank (UDB) is to educate children about different aspects of handling money.  Some of the important lessons they've learned are relevant to all investors:

 

"Uncle Doug, how come the bank is never open?"

It's not that UDB is never open, it's just that the hours aren't convenient to the so-called "clients."  Since I’m working at Profile during standard business hours, I can't meet with the kids at those times.  In fact, they usually ask me to do banking about five minutes before Shabbat starts or moments before bedtime.  The last thing I want to do at those times is to open the bank.  So I've created a few unique services for my young clients.  My favorite is the "drive-through window."  A child can write his name on an envelope, seal in his deposit, and leave it on the kitchen counter.  Later on, at my leisure, I record the transaction in his account.

 

The lesson?

Make sure your financial institution’s hours are convenient.  Some folks in Israel still prefer to keep their money in a no-interest checking account in America or in current accounts in Israel that also pay nothing.  Since some of the U.S. banks refuse to send correspondence overseas, the customers have their statements mailed to a friend in America.  If these banks don’t have internet services available, depositors can't log on to check their balances.  Compare that with the advantage of doing business with a local company.  Working with a company in the area allows you the opportunity to visit and speak with a member of the firm, and get personalized attention.   Also, working with a local financial office means that local business hours apply in addition to overseas market trading hours.  The youngsters who play "bank" at UDB are too naive and often too busy playing other games to think about quality service, but adults should understand the importance of this aspect of their investing and should choose to work with a financial institution where customer service comes first.

 

"Uncle Doug, what happens if you lose the plastic cup that you keep our money in?"

The “vault” for UDB is a cup in the cupboard.  The question that the worried kids ask, however, has led to discussions of the safety of the institution where the money is kept. If there is a bank robbery at UDB, the children know that Uncle Doug himself will guarantee their deposits out of his own capital.  That's no problem when the assets total less than a hundred shekels.  However, when your money is in a real bank, what are the guarantees?

 

The lesson?

The U.S. has the FDIC (Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation) to protect depositors in the event of a bank failure.  That insurance covers your first $100,000.  Above that, however, you may not be protected.  When a responsible financial firm buys CDs (Certificates of Deposit in a bank) for clients with over $100,000, they advise the client to  divide the CDs among different banks, to avoid exposure to the risk of a bank defaulting.  Israel doesn’t have an FDIC equivalent.  Even though the general feeling is that the government will help banks in default pay off the investors, that’s not official policy.  Often advertisements boast of investments with certain assurances associated.  Check carefully.  A guaranteed product is only as good as the guarantor.  My kids and nephews sleep well at night knowing that Uncle Doug will back UDB; do you know who's protecting your investments? 

 

"Uncle Doug, how come I earn so little interest on my deposits?"

UDB pays a very high rate of interest to the young investors in hopes of teaching the value of saving.  However, because small sums of money are involved, the children don't really feel they're getting very much.  If a child deposits ten shekels and receives 5%, the resulting 50 agarot will seem miniscule - and it is.  Therefore, the children will sometimes get one or two shekels every few months on their deposit (which annualizes to 20% or more).  Unfortunately, in the real world, banks don’t offer such generous interest. 

 

The lesson?

Different banks offer a variety of terms for deposits.  When a trusted financial adviser buys bank deposits (or bonds, stocks, funds) for clients, he shops around to try to get the best value.  If you choose your own investments, be sure to learn exactly what the terms are.  Check out which firm is backing the investment, and make certain that the investment house through which you make your purchase is properly insured.

 

While Uncle Doug’s Banking Services don’t parallel those of the real world, the lessons learned by the young investors should serve them well when they (and their meager sums) mature.  

 

 

Douglas Goldstein is the director of Profile Investment Services. He is a licensed financial professional both in the U.S. and Israel, and helps people who invest in the U.S.  He is a member of the Financial Planning Association, and  offers securities through Portfolio Resources Group, Inc. a registered broker dealer, Member NASD, SIPC, SIA. For more information, call (02) 624-2788 or (03) 524-0942.